Carpe Diem

peachymeow: wtffffffffff omg

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:30:54 -0400

wtffffffffff omg

run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:30:45 -0400

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

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Wed, 22 May 2013 03:29:55 -0400

mikkynga: iwanttobeatotodile: mydepressioneatsmealive: “Accord...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:27:54 -0400

mikkynga:

iwanttobeatotodile:

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

This is just legitimately sad.

and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.

i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent

foreveralone-lyguy: michaelshiatusbeard: scarfshipping: yours-...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:27:02 -0400

foreveralone-lyguy:

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

where is the butter knife

teejaypinetree: dearloserchris: teejaypinetree: She wants the (ph)D Not with that technique: no...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:26:16 -0400

teejaypinetree:

dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

You have earned my respect.

reminisces: Rest here (by rachel-ilana)

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:25:12 -0400

reminisces:

Rest here (by rachel-ilana)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:07:25 -0400

broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:07:13 -0400

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:06:54 -0400

nitemarephantom: #omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:06:11 -0400

nitemarephantom:

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

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Sun, 19 May 2013 05:20:20 -0400

holmesessnetwork: Made a Sherlock + Sherlock Holmes Film :...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:34:48 -0400

Discombobulate

Sherlock Holmes

John Watson

Irene Adler

Mycroft Holmes

Jim Moriarty

holmesessnetwork:

Made a Sherlock + Sherlock Holmes Film : End Credits [part1]

peetasboxers: peetasboxers: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:34:27 -0400

peetasboxers:

peetasboxers:

A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO”

DAD I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE WE CANT JUST SURVIVE WITH “OUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG”

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Sun, 19 May 2013 04:32:27 -0400

pezzington: fithome: imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyja...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:32:05 -0400

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:30:42 -0400

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

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